Nopony: Beautiful night isn't it, love?
Yonpon: Yes, it is the greatest night ever!
Nopony: I agree, this night has been the best of them all.
Yonpon: This night should never end! It has so much in store that we haven't even done yet!
Nopony: *Sloppy kiss* MMnnaaallhhmmm. I love you. *Kisses once more*
Yonpon: MMFFFPPHHILLII. I love you more.
Nopony: No, I love you more my shulshdly poo.
Yonpon: But shooby kooby wubby bear, I love you more than you think~
Nopony: Bitch, please.
Yonpon: dID YUO CALL ME A BITCH, BITCH?
Nopony: Yea, whatcha gonna do?
Yonpon: UH, I tell you what *hank hill* If you don't take that back, I'll kick you ass!
Nopony: Try it, hippie.
Yonpon: *Spears me to the ground with a combat knife in hoof* I'll kill you, my cuddle bear!
Nopony: *Kick me off of me* You stay away from me you, huggle wuggle loveie bear!
Yonpon: *walks off with a sway in my hips* If you like it, you gotta put a ring on it.
Mirror: Bro, you need to talk to somepony. Leave me alone.